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    August 04

    吵架公约

         近来,亲朋好友中好消息频传,继倩大妞荣升主妇之后;小子妹妹也算暂时安定,有个男人管理管理了;更加让偶超想去找本人好好又八又挖一下的,就是那苦苦寻觅、挑三拣四、眼睛长在头顶上,有一大堆条件的光棍男老同学终于也“脱光”啦!臭小子居然酸不拉唧的给我简述了一下现在的心情,哈哈哈哈……酸!牙倒!呵呵,可喜可贺!!
         鉴于近期桃色事件不断(不是偶本人),本着创建文明家庭,构建和谐社会的宗旨,本人特转文一篇,据说是80后小情侣、小夫妻争相效仿的模板,题为《吵架公约》,供各位参考。
     
                                吵架公约

         1.吵架不当着父母,亲戚,邻居的面,在公共场所给对方面子。

         2.不管谁对谁错,只要一吵架,男方必须先轻声轻气哄女方一次,女方才能马上冷静下来,否则女方一看到男方哇啦哇啦,女方也忍不住哇啦哇啦,一旦造成严重后果,全部由男方负责。

         3.在家里吵架不准一走了之,实在要走不得走出小区,不许不带手机和关机。

         4.尊敬对方的父母长辈,吵架不开心不能对父母无礼。

         5.有错一方要主动道歉,无错一方在有错方道歉并补偿后要尽快原谅对方。

         6.双方都有错时要互相检讨,认识到错误并道歉后由男方主动提出带女方出去散心。

         7.要出气不准砸东西,只能吃东西,实在手痒只能砸枕头。

         8.吵架尽量不隔夜,晚上困觉觉时男方必须主动抱女方,女方生气百般推让男方也不能就此放弃,一定要哄到女方睡着,做上美梦。。。

         9.每周都要给对方按摩一次,因为大家经常吵架都很辛苦,男方手艺不好的话可以跟盲人师傅学,严禁和发廊女学!     

         10.吵架时男方不准挂电话,如果挂了要马上打回去,并表示歉意,吵架时女方如果挂了电话,男方必须在1分钟内打给女方,电话不通打手机,总之不能气绥,屡挂屡打,但是女方也要给男方面子,每次挂电话次数不大于5次。 


         (公约条款暂时为以上这几条,可由女方无理由无时间限制的更改,男方有权利提出异议,但是异议是否被采纳最终解释权在女方手里)



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    然 徐wrote:
    向你家小白猪致敬!忒羡慕啦……~~
    Aug. 9
    倩倩 于wrote:
    真吵了谁还顾的上这些,你说是吧,哈哈。
    还是要互相体谅。男人就该让着女人,嘿嘿。我家白猪就是标准。
    Aug. 4

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